The ditch lillies rose up to conquer the world for one glorious day.

No sooner had he set foot on the bridge than he saw lying right across his path a huge serpent-dragon.

It's like Forest Bathing, but in an eggplant garden, tended to by silent gnomes.

One fateful day, Sutro Tower came to life and stalked down the hill to attack the Golden Gate Bridge - just as the newspaper writer had foretold.

I really hate how itchy this wool sweater is. I wish someone would knit me one made out of pig intestines instead.

Wonder is the heaviest element on the periodic table, even a tiny fleck of it stops time.

I won’t eat Tide Pods or do the dances; I’m starting the newest TikTok craze: falling out of trees.

Bad enough for a sea bird to be surrounded by men and frightened by their voices, that was not enough: they killed it with music.

With one sun rising and another setting, Alvin hitched his team of wolverines to the sled under the narrow band of the night sky and prepared to set out on his journey north.

The gentleman's penchant for moustache wax was immediately obvious and overwhelming.

The Klingon archaeological party entered the tomb hoping to find treasure, but all that remained was the skeleton of R2D2.

If you want to be cultured, you should really figure out whether this artwork is surreal or not.

Had I but known that my late-night bodega run would result in my meeting you, falling in love and ultimately finding myself going up the Amazon on a rickety raft… I would have just ordered a pizza.

A spider hiding in a snow pea

When my 100 tons really get rolling, I can show you some sights!

We were very limited in our testes because we didn’t have the same patients in both.

Gertrude gasped, the dress was divine, and so modern despite being nearly 100 years old, it had employed an exaggerated trapunto quilting technique to make it appear as though her skeleton poked through to the outside of her body.

The paleontologist proudly showed off their discovery: at last, indisputable proof that cats' fear of vacuum cleaners was due to a long-dormant memory of an ancestral predator.

Not every dog can do every trick, and breeding matters. The short-legged,

When packing for a trip to the upside down, no amount of monster repellant is enough.