Black cockatoos fly slowly, defying gravity — but what is defiance anyway?

After saying goodbye to her mate, the Red-tailed cockatiel chose to migrate to Perth, even though she would take the trip alone. She thought about him a lot during her flight.

The red-tailed kiwi kissed his boyfriend goodbye and flew off to Perth, thinking loving thoughts all the way.

Nothing makes a kiwi hornier than thinking about Western Australia—that’s when I know I’m gonna get some sweet, sweet kiwi lovin’.

The male kiwi bird, visibly aroused, nuzzled his loving mate. He wanted her so badly, but secretly wondered if she would dump him when he told her of his plans to move to Western Australia.

The kiwi couple rubbed their beaks together, his member swelling against her belly, and all she could think of was the hassle and expense of moving a whole brood of chicks to Perth just because that’s where his mother lives.