On the windswept peak of Mt. Baldy, Tilda Swinton defeated Willem Dafoe at Chess Boxing.

On top of the suspiciously anatomical Bald Mountain, a strange ceremony unfolded as a referee raised his hand and declared Tilda Swinton, in purple shorts, the winner of a chess boxing match with Willem Dafoe, in green shorts.

At the top of Mount Rushmore, in a long-awaited celebrity welterweight championship, Gwendoline Christie beats Conan O’Brien at chess.

On top of Mount Rushmore, the vampire interviewed his date over a friendly game of chess.

Dracula challenged Ms. Humpty Dumpty to a game of chess at the top of Mount Rushmore, and foolishly, she agreed to it. As Ms. Humpty Dumpty closed in on her win, Dracula viciously attacked her, leaving her frozen at the board and completely covered in blood. "What was she thinking???" Dracula thought to himself, "Doesn't she know I'm Dracula????"

Though the audience seemed only bemused, it was a horroshow as Dracula and a bloody, dead Humptina Dumptina were playing chess on stage.