Wonder is the heaviest element on the periodic table, even a tiny fleck of it stops time.

Time and gravity submitted to the pulsing fuchsia force of an entirely unknown actinide, allowing it to persist for what felt like eons as Dr Nelson extracted its perfectly cubical mass from a haywire hourglass with tightly gripped forceps.

As the meteor rocketed toward earth, Dr. Tank Stumpford had mere moments to extract enough cubes of stankonium from the Apocalyptic Hourglass to power the spacecraft that would carry humanity's last remnant to safety.

Dr. Frankenstein sighed. Today was the day he was going to send humans to space! But somehow, something was missing; the ennui was setting in and it just wasn't the experience he had dreamt of. He shoveled his poison crystals into the rocket anyhow and looked up just in time to notice a meteor coming through the window, interrupting his thoughts.

At the control center nestled in the heart of the shining city, the King of Science fired the nuclear-waste-powered death ray straight at Earth.

The Burger King was so hell-bent on having it his way that he activated the force field around his planet, pointed his atomic laser beam across the solar system, and flame broiled planet earth until it was charred like a thick, crusty, dried-out meatball.

Unrelenting in his pursuit for making more flame-broiled Whoppers, the Burger King zapped the planet earth with a ray gun from his flying hamburger, turning the earth into a large meatball.