Jane Goodall sat in a pup tent and sighed, drowning in her notes piled high around her.

Marie meditates and sells books out of her desert tent, all with the help of several super cute monkey and puppy friends.

Sandy sat padmasana, her mind humming with joy, she was finally on her dream safari, with all the time in the world for books and local dogs, capybara with tails and monkeys surrounded her.

New year, new you. Cassidy’s daily meditation practice was really paying off — she visioned her dancing form manifesting capybaras, baby orangutang and several inquisitive dog breeds while the contents of her tiresome textbooks effortlessly absorbed into her mind.

In the future, when our brains are augmented by hard drives and computerized eyes, what we will most be interested in studying scientifically are dogs, ballet dancers, capybara mating habits, and baby orangutans.

Dr. Einstein’s nephew contemplated using his virtual reality goggles to study the mating habits of capybaras, how ballerinas perform grand jetes, how chimpanzees think, and what makes wolves howl.