No sooner had he set foot on the bridge than he saw lying right across his path a huge serpent-dragon.

Though the seas on either side seemed placid with whales spouting gentle fountains, the only bridge to Salvation was being rapidly consumed by a pink dragon.. heading right towards Rob as he desperately tried to get to the island!

The path to salvation is a rickety bridge being destroyed by a pink dragon.

The pink dragon was vomiting in the sand while the absentee lifeguard just sat around and did nothing about it.

The lifeguard brought the dragon to shore, but instead of spitting up seawater from drowning, the dragon spit up blood and acid.

“I wish I hadn’t been absent from lifeguard school on dragon CPR day,” thought Randy as he dragged the mangled, unconscious beast from the sea, leaving a trail of its steaming blood on the sand.