I like Eat Poop You Cat
With a wry smile Abraham said, “things may come to those who wait, but ONLY the things left by those who hustle."
Not every dog can do every trick, and breeding matters. The short-legged, long-bodied dachshund, for example, will never execute a backflip.
No sooner had he set foot on the bridge than he saw lying right across his path a huge serpent-dragon.
I really hate how itchy this wool sweater is. I wish someone would knit me one made out of pig intestines instead.
Wonder is the heaviest element on the periodic table, even a tiny fleck of it stops time.
It's like Forest Bathing, but in an eggplant garden, tended to by silent gnomes.