Had I but known that my late-night bodega run would result in my meeting you, falling in love and ultimately finding myself going up the Amazon on a rickety raft… I would have just ordered a pizza.

I choose to order pizza instead of going to the grocery store, having a meet cute, falling in love, and then going on an elaborate breakup journey

One day I was at Holemart -- I was there to conquer my trypophobia -- and my cart bumped into Katie's. At the time it seemed like love at first sight, but no, it ended as passionately as it began, with tears, screaming, and setting our photos on fire.

Jennie went to a generic looking big box store to go shopping, and while she was pushing her cart around, she saw her worst nightmare -- her girlfriend was kissing another girl! Jennie melted down into a hot mess of tears and wailing, and promptly set the store's photo booth on fire.

Every time Carol goes to a big box store, she remembers her tryst with Roxanne and in her anger and sadness of their breakup, she burns down the photo booth.

After the breakup, she set the photo booth, located in an Amazon warehouse, where they took their first date photos on fire.