Gertrude gasped, the dress was divine, and so modern despite being nearly 100 years old, it had employed an exaggerated trapunto quilting technique to make it appear as though her skeleton poked through to the outside of her body.

In my dream I saw an Instagram post from Barbie, beamed forward in time from almost a century ago, showing off her sleeveless vintage mini dress with a fuzzy monster skeleton on the front.

Dreaming of old timey goth barbie on an instagram reel

Snug in his sleeping bag, on his spartan bed, in a cavernous and otherwise empty bedroom, Louis dreamed of the Instagram post that would change his life: Mint-In-Box Slutty Barbie

The best thing about going to bed in a sleeping bag on top of my cracked stone bed is that I have the best dreams about sending sexy DMs to hot barbie dolls on whichever social media platform my sick mind dreams up every night.

Slumbering peacefully on cracked ground, Harold dreamed of confessing his love to Barbie with a Valentine's themed wall calendar.