We were very limited in our testes because we didn’t have the same patients in both.

“Balls! Big hairy balls” exclaimed the bloodied doctor, flummoxed by the two symbols on the doors to the operating room, was he supposed to have just been doing the heart surgery or the F2M reassignment surgery?!

The mud-spattered doctor angrily ordered all of the men out of the room. He didn't care whether they were driven by love or lust - he was just sick of all the hairy balls.

Some jocks think with their head, some with their other head. And sometimes this makes the doctor very muddy and angry, but the jocks will continue carrying their hairy balls.

Dr. Hendricks splashed in a mud puddle and watched as Nick smugly played Sportsball (somehow ignoring what looked like an uncomfortably itchy crotch). "Nicky, your blue baseball cap might be lucky, but it's not going to get rid of those pubic lice," the doctor muttered.

It was difficult for Baseball Bobby to hide his crotch lice from the fans when the umpire, who also happened to be a doctor, kept shouting and pointing at Bobby's crotch, all while squatting awkwardly in a puddle of mud.