He had an ass like a Mandelbrot Set -- if you looked closely at any part of it, you could see infinite smaller, psychedelically swirling asses. I wiped up my drool with a Menger Sponge.

The yellow cyclops clutched the hollow Menger cube tightly against his head as he stared, tongue out and drooling, at the man with the plates of soft ripe peaches on his butt.

The hungry eye salivated as he looked at a man with a butt so perfect, it had a 6 pack of peaches.

Onlookers cannot help but salivate through their eyes upon viewing the coveted, "triple butt" body-type, complete with a colorful tattoo.

She was a vision, Sal thought to himself, weeping and drooling at the most beautiful woman on the beach, in a red bikini that framed her beautiful ass—an ass made even more beautiful by being graced with three cheeks, rather than the usual two, and with a classy “MOM” tattoo on one of them.

Brad has a really unfortunate condition that causes his tongue to swell any time he sees someone's butt. Today, he saw a woman in a thong that showed off her THREE buttcheeks, and the swelling got so bad that he started to drool and was crying and couldn't fit his tongue back in his mouth. Also, Brad is part goat, so his pupils have a strange shape to them.